The Pros and Cons of being alone:

Pros:
no waiting around unnecessarily for anyone
ability to make spontaneous plans
sweatpants
sleeping diagonally across my bed
pooping with the door open
all the leftovers to myself
cleaning it later (whatever “it” is)
making terrible choices and answering to no one but your cat(s) or dog(s)
total TV control
shaving LOL
multiple naps in a day

Cons:
Having no one to call you out on your terrible decisions
carrying the groceries in alone
changing lightbulbs
the holidays
other people’s children and happy marriages
creepers
impulsive social media behavior
impulsive behavior in general
a waste of cute underwear
choking on your lean cuisine dinner for 1 and no one finding your dead body until you start to really smell